Weird concepts 

1. Eyebrows. They are just a line of hair above your eyes but without them you look weird as hell. Like what the fuck. Also if you don’t shape them correctly you will look weird as hell. You can’t win.


2. Concerts are you just paying to see another human make noises from their body. Like I go to TONS of  concerts but it is kind of strange to pay to see a human. When you can see humans every day, but you pay to see someone that is somewhat better than the humans you see everyday. That made no sense wow.


3. Acting is just people trying to seem like they aren’t acting. Like they are acting to act normal. If you get this you’re great because I can’t explain this without sounding insane.


4. Rollercoasters are just giant machines that throw you around, and people enjoy them and pay to be thrown around by a machine.


5. Why is wearing a bathing suit in public socially acceptable but wearing a bra and underwear isn’t. When a bra and underwear are basically the same thing but just not waterproof?


6. What even is crying? Like when you get sad your body is like “oh shit they’re sad release the water”. Like what????????? Why?????


7. MATH IN GENERAL. WHY DO NUMBERS EXIST HOW DO THEY EQUAL EACHOTHER. WHY DOESNT MY BRAIN COMPREHEND IT? The world may never know.


8. HOW WE HAVE ADVANCED SO MUCH IN TECHNOLOGY BUT STILL DONT KNOW WHAT ANIMALS ARE THINKING. I just want to know if my cat secretly cusses me out when I do something stupid. Or I want to know their conversations with each other. Is that too complicated? 

Ok I need to stop yelling I’m getting wayyyyyyyy into this. 

9. Who decided bad words are bad words? Why can’t cupcake be a bad word? Or doorknob? WHAT THE CUPCAKE IS THAT DOORKNOB!


10. Sleeping is going into some weird daze while staring into your eyelids to recharge your body. 


Okay fine I’ll stop. I was really tired when I wrote this just a heads up.

But if you enjoyed this I’ll gladly write another one. I have LOTS of weird questions about the world and I could write tons of these. 

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