1. Eyebrows. They are just a line of hair above your eyes but without them you look weird as hell. Like what the fuck. Also if you don’t shape them correctly you will look weird as hell. You can’t win.
2. Concerts are you just paying to see another human make noises from their body. Like I go to TONS of concerts but it is kind of strange to pay to see a human. When you can see humans every day, but you pay to see someone that is somewhat better than the humans you see everyday. That made no sense wow.
8. HOW WE HAVE ADVANCED SO MUCH IN TECHNOLOGY BUT STILL DONT KNOW WHAT ANIMALS ARE THINKING. I just want to know if my cat secretly cusses me out when I do something stupid. Or I want to know their conversations with each other. Is that too complicated?
Ok I need to stop yelling I’m getting wayyyyyyyy into this.
9. Who decided bad words are bad words? Why can’t cupcake be a bad word? Or doorknob? WHAT THE CUPCAKE IS THAT DOORKNOB!
But if you enjoyed this I’ll gladly write another one. I have LOTS of weird questions about the world and I could write tons of these.