I never knew that working in fast food would be such a pain in the ass. We literally have maybe 10 employees and the manager can’t get the scheduling correctly.
Big manager: Hello?
Me: Hi, when am I supposed to come back in from work I’ve been back from vacation.
Big Manager: I thought you were still on vacation?
Me in my head: lItErAlLy WhAt tHe fUcK. I requested off a MONTH in advance. You’re blind as hell get your eyes checked there’s a huge note on YOUR desk that says the days I’m off. If you came read my giant ass handwriting I suggest you go get an eye exam. I’m no eye doctor but I see some surgery in your future.
Big manager: I’ll make the schedule, call me back in a half an hour.
Me: okay thanks bye.
*30 minutes later*
Me: It’s me again
Big Manager: Oh sorry sweetie I haven’t even started the schedule call me back in an hour.
* an hour later*
Me: Me again
Him: I haven’t had a chance to work on it, call me around 5-5:30. Okay?
Me in my head: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NUGGETS YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE BEEN AT YOUR DESK THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! WHY CANT YOU CALL ME BACK?!
Me: Do you have the schedule?
Him: Just finished the Manager schedule, haven’t made it yet. How about I call you when it’s done?
Me in my head: Wow about time he has a bright idea.
Me: *gives him number.*
*The next day, still no call*
Me: Hey is “Big Manager” there?”
Lil manager 1: No he’s off today.
Me in my head: I CAN FEEL ACTUAL SMOKE EMERGING FROM MY EARS
Me: okay nevermind.
*calls today even though I feel like actual shit and I’m in pain*
Me: Is the schedule up?
lil manager 2: Yes, you work *insert days here*.
Me: I literally requested OFF those days.
lil manager 2: Well when are you actually here?
Me in my head: The note on the desk, the big ass note on. the. desk. READ IT.
Me: anytime before *insert date here*
Lil manager 2: Let me talk to big manager I’ll call you back.
Me: okay, okay bye.
Me in my head: now we are just starting from the beginning, I need a new job so bad it’s not even a joke. If my managers learned how to read maybe this wouldn’t be on issue.
Also me: I need to rant on my blog.
I deserve to have a damn vacation I work my ass off, dealing with bitchy customers and busting my ass to get everything done. I even have a huge burn mark on my arm, from trying to rush and give people their stupid fries.
What sucks though is that’s the only job I can get currently, everything else is taken or too far away. I can’t wait until I get the degree I want in college and can get a job I actually can enjoy.
I always seem to get the short end of the stick, every other employee gets their days normally with no issue but they’re always putting me on days that I am not allowed to work on or days that I have to take off. I am so close to quitting, but I don’t want to be like someone in my life that constantly quits jobs. But this has been going on for too long and I’m so over it.
And it’s not even just the managers that piss me off , the customers don’t help. If you would like to hear about some funny customer stories check out this post.